For Now...

Comment:

If you have not seen The Treasure Hunter, you can't say that you do watch
sucked movies. It is a real sucked movie though it amused me quite much. In
fact, if you regarded it as a comedy, it wasn't that bad cuz you might
freaking laugh at any single scene in which Jay or Chiling was
demonstrating their acting skills. Moreover, many details in this story are
freaking "humor". For example, there was a guy entering the legendary
tomb, and he ate a taro or something like that which absorbed toxic stuff
from corpses and then became a zombie. Well...is that reasonable to eat
something you don't know which grows in a tomb? Ok...perhaps, if
you're hungry enough like you have not eaten anything since you
were born.

One of the characteristics of this movie is blur. Where is the desert that the
legendary tomb was located? What is the guy's name who killed Chiling's
father? Why does he have to do that? How does he track Jay and Chiling?
Who are those people in the desert storm legion? What is their purpose?
Why do they attack all of treasure hunters? Why the desert strom can
suddenly bring people to the tomb? Why doesn't Mr. Hua give any advice
to his partners that don't touch even eat any stuff in the tomb since he had
been there before? Who are those ghosts protecting the tomb from
intruders?

The other feature of this film  is illogic. As I mentioned above, people
eat the taro growing on corpses. Others like modern motors are slower
than horses, people can 100% survive and be totally unharmed when
they are being absorbed into a huge desert storm. The most ridiculous
thing is why Mr. Hua does all the efforts for dying in the tomb. If he dose
feel the grief, he could rather die in that place many years ago, even
commit suicid after he flet. It's just strange to spend so much time and
risk his life for many times just for dying in the tomb.

Here is another funny fact. It was claimed that this movie consumed
5 hundred million NT dollars, but it looks like a 5 hundred thousand
one. Did the director spend most money in the cast so he could bearly
process this film? Ironically, I can only call four or five characters' names
in this film. What's worse, Jay and Chiling's acting skills only made me
laugh embarassingly. The stupid story, sucked visual impacts, and lousy
actor and actress composed the greatest sh*t moive ever and burned 5
hundred million NT dollars simultaneously. It's amazingly stupid. Isn't it?

The summary for this film can be a word - BULLSHIT! Also can be two
words - FREAKING BULLSHIT. Three words - FREAKING
BULLSHIT EVER. Even four words - FU*K THE TREASURE HUNTER!